This post contains spoilers from the Season 5, Episode 12 episode of “Yellowstone,” “Counting Coup,”
- Ah, shucks, I’m swooning over this lovey-dovey phone call between Teeter (Jennifer Landon) and Colby.
- It’s so strange when Taylor Sheridan pops up in an episode. I’m sure his character has a name, but I just point at the screen like Leonardo DiCaprio in “Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood” and say, “That’s Taylor Sheridan!”
- Laughing at Taylor Sheridan’s surprise at learning that John Dutton (Kevin Costner) got killed. “Really? What happened?” Um, I think you know…
- Does the math work out on this plan? Maybe it does — I just have no idea how many cows you need to sell to match the taxes put on land in Montana. I must have missed that day of high school.
- Oh boy … immediately after being asked about Sarah (Dawn Olivieri), Jamie (Wes Bentley) loses his mind while talking to detectives. Way to play it cool!
- Why do I feel like Jamie’s shredder is getting used 24/7? Has one man ever had that many suspicious documents?
- Damn, that breakfast looks pretty good!
- Wow, Kayce has already identified Grant Horton (Matt Gerald) as the hitman? For such a covert organization, that sure didn’t take long!
- We should boot Tate (Brecken Merrill) from the family. He’s always so rude! I know he’s an angsty teen, but the Duttons are currently in crisis!
- “The best lies are 90% true, and I’m the best fuckin’ liar.” That sounded profound when Beth (Kelly Reilly) said it, but the more I think about it, I’m not exactly sure what that means…
- No, Colby! You’re a hero for helping out Carter (Finn Little), but ouch! That looked like it hurt!
- Was Carter supposed to shoot that horse so quickly? After all, wasn’t he just … horsin’ around?
- Wait — Colby DIED?!? Noooooooo!
- This is a sad scene but I do love that Ryan (Ian Bohen) has a dorky “Bad to the Bone” ringtone.
- A legitimately lovely moment of Teeter and Ryan mourning Colby. Landon and Bohen hit the tone perfectly.
- Not to be a Debbie Downer, but I hope they’re taking Colby’s body to a funeral home and won’t just hurl it off a cliff at the Train Station.
- Uh, Beth, does Carter need to hear about you getting pregnant in this same room right now? I’m weirded out!
- Love Grant in dorky soccer dad mode.
- Holy shit, Kayce pointing his gun right at Grant’s little girl. Cold!
- “Start the car and drive or you can clean up the mess.” Wow, I’m now convinced that Kayce actually could kill this child like it was nothing.
- Wow, that is officially one of the best scenes of the series. Kayce was so menacing!
Buckle up for more drama next week, “Yellowstone” fans!
